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what is that comic, it looks horrifyingly fantastic.

The…… Amigara Fault. I cant remember the whole name, why can’t I?! But Amigara Fault should be enough to find it

Roja Mexican Grill and Margarita Bar - Omaha, Nebraska

17010 Wright Plaza

I recently took a trip up to Tarkio, Missouri, a quiet little town. While visiting family there, we went up to Omaha, Nebraska in order to see the sights and visit the Nebraska Furniture Mart we had heard so much about. Afterwards, we  were hungry and we went looking for a Steak N Shake. After Tom Tom took us on a wild goose chase, we happened across Roja Mexican Grill and Margarita Bar, and I was definitely in the mood for some good Mexican food.

It definitely doesn’t seem like a Mexican restaurant when you first walk in. Normally you expect the normal souvenirs and flags hanging on the walls, Spanish music playing on the overhead speakers, and green, red, and orange colors everywhere. However, Roja stands out in that it feels more like a night club. Red florescent lights, dance music, the only thing it was missing was a dance floor. The inside of the building is split into two, leading off from the main entryway where you have concrete steps to sit on while waiting on your table. To the right is the margarita bar, which I unfortunately did not have a chance to experience, and to the left is the grill/restaurant.

The place was definitely busy, which was a good sign, and thankfully we only waited maybe 15 to 20 minutes to be seated. Our waitress, who’s name I can’t for the life of me remember, was quick with the drinks, chips, and salsa, but unfortunately her attitude did not exactly tell me she wanted to be there. Perhaps she was tired, over-worked, but unfortunately it came through in her tone. Despite that, we ordered and were quickly served.

I ordered the Carnitas Burrito, stuffed with chicken, red peppers, cheese, sour cream, the works, and came with a side of rice and guacamole, and was topped with a nice red salsa sauce (why can’t I remember what they called it?). Not only did the ingredients taste fresh, the rice tasted freshly cooked, the chips tasted fresh, even the water tasted fresh and I could not have been more happy with the nice spicy taste of the burrito. I almost didn’t eat it all, but it tasted great enough that I devoured it all.

Despite the service, I would definitely go again and would recommend the food.

Overall, I give it an 8.5/10

Ivebeen having weird dreams about Batman lately.. last night I dreamt I was playing a game where at one part, Batman dies and goes to Hell and has to fight his way out through demonic versions of other DC heroes like Flash. Another I had was… too weird and complicated to put into words

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Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up

A failed scientist took orders from a possessed radio then gets kidnapped by some demon’s shadow and thrown to the island of Lost, and then dies. The end. 

You want to become the slave Master and have to enslave all of the animals of your world in the name of filling up an encyclopedia that only knows information when it’s able to scan them.

Or something.

The world is ending, so you and your friends sneak into school at midnight and shoot yourselves in the head.

You know what, I’m gonna describe all of my favorite games here.

1. You’re a top-hatted man who goes around with his 13 year old apprentice solving puzzles and ends up saving the world through these puzzles in multiple occasions.

2. You have to go out and kill huge dragons and monsters to get materials to make more weapons and armor to kill even bigger dragons and monsters.

3. You’re a defense attorney. This game will make you cry multiple times.

you are a farmer
that’s all folks

you solve a bunch of gay ass puzzles. there’s a lot of old guys.

you’re a fucking blue hedgehog that runs around in this cheap ass sneakers with a fox for a friend who rides a insert 25 cents here rocket ship with a red enchilada thats looking for jewelry while this egg tries to take over the world

the whole game is running through a whole corridor as this badass chick with pink hair but she’s actually not and sometimes you fight monsters

idk

You have an annoying british core circle thing following you and you have a bitch computer that keeps trying to kill you. Oh and you don’t talk.

1. your parents just kicked you out and fucking nothing make sense and there is blood literally everywhere and almost everyone’s useless to you and you’re not even in space
2. there are no clues as to what you need to do you can’t tell if something’s going to kill you unless it touches you and your only presumable love interest is a talking gun that wants everything dead except for itself and you basically your gun is the ice king

1. You end up in some randomass place and now you have to mine for diamonds while you run away from green dicks

2. You shoot other people and trade hats

you’re a religious nut who commits genocide using a baseball bat

You’re a big green man with anger issues and you get pestered by the military a lot.

The world ended, and you just sort of dick around looking for gnomes and special bottle caps.

ok many of mine have already been done, but I kinda want to do this anyways. (apologies for length? this is fun I’m doing a lot.)

• Minecraft: You’re alone and have no purpose in life.
• Sims (#): You’re god of a world full of needy idiots.
• Oddworld: Munch’s Oddyssey: All you have to fight the giant cannibal megacorporations that run the galaxy is a shaman from a culture with no machines, and a talking fish with a sparkplug in its head. And some fuzzballs.
• “dream”: There are lots of doors and they’re all scary, why the heck do you keep going in them?! THERE IS NOTHING FOR YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE.
• Monkey Island franchise: You’re a wannabe pirate. Everyone else is cooler and better qualified than you. And yet you keep insisting on getting in their way.
• Myst franchise: God is actually a really dysfunctional family. Like Greek mythology crossed with how Game of Thrones sounds (I haven’t seen it). And for some reason you are trying to help them even though they probably shouldn’t have this much power.
• Neverhood: God is defeated, you’re the only person he ever made and you’re pretty dumb, and you have no idea what you’re doing. 

and even though I haven’t played it myself yet

• OFF: everything is scary but you’re still the bad guy. If you met yourself, you’d hate you. 

Borderlands 2: You’re in a snowy crapsack world where everythings trying to kill you for no reason other than you’re in the area and the bad guy is much more handsome than you are.

Star Trek: TNG | Season 3 Gag Reel

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Justin Timberlake and Daft Punk | Lucky Suit & Tie (MASHUP)

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How to pick the perfect video game

I fully support this flow chart. Impressive.

“Do you like being called a n00b by 8 years olds? Yes? Halo 3.”

carnahan:

Of all the things that never happened, this is one of them. 

kovacz:

Your name is OFF FANDOM and you’re here to PURIFY STUFF. Which, in your terms, usually means BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF GHOSTS. When you aren’t busy doing that, you can be found hanging ‘round AMUSEMENT PARKS or stocking up on LUCK TICKETS.

You have an incurable SWEET TOOTH, and subsequently a fondness for all things sugary and saccharine. You also really like CATS, and you desperately wish your FRENCH WAS BETTER.